If I have time I'll breathe

I can hardly wait. We leave tomorrow for Vegas! Rollercon here we come. I am so freaking excited, Vegas, roller girls (420 confirmed so far), free PBR, Vegas, skating, pool parties, mass weddings (The ever fabulous Pam Opticon aka 4hour_ramona and I are engaged and giddy!), scavenger hunting, tats, tons of bands including the ever great Go Like Hell, finger mustaches, and hopefully no jail. Now to get pack, not that we need much at it's blisteringly hot even at night but I will need skates, the merch I bought to trade and my secret skater gift.

Then we return Monday evening, pack up for Cascadiacon Wednesday and get there Thursday. After that is Autumn War the following weekend then derby semi-finals! Maybe if I do it all on skates it will be quicker. No? Ack I am so busy but I love it. Some day I'm going to have to get a job and who know's how I'll do it all then.

Speaking of Derby semi-finals get on over to www.brownpapertickets.com and get your tickets now! We will finally have a beer garden, an even bigger space and great halftime bands as always. Here, someone else said it better:

RCRG SEMI-FINALS september 17!

Only two bouts left in the Rat City Rollergirls Inaugural Season! And we have good news for you die-hard fans...we finally have BEER!!!! Big thanks to the our Presenting Sponsor the Showbox for helping us make this a reality! Also, we've moved to Hangar 27 - it's twice the size of the last one. So, the seats in the beer garden will have a view of the action!

GRAVE DANGER sold their souls to the devil...and it's working 'cause those ladies are looking FIERCE! Can they cast an evil spell on the THROTTLE ROCKETS to knock them out of contention for the top spot? Or will the team everyone loves to hate remain victorious? (Fuck yeah we will!)

The SOCKIT WENCHES have offered up the past two MVP's...but DLF has their own MVP and a strong bench. Can the Wenches' Miss Fortune and Pia Mess take down Burnett Down and the rest of the DLF Revolutionaries?

Pre-show: the Feminist Karate Union will be kickin' some ass so get to your seats early!

Live music @ halftime by the River City Rebels!! And of course, DJ Boo Berry spinning tunes all night long!